Oh that thing? Oh yeah, that's just my diamond, ruby, and pearl encrusted rug.
Oh, and be careful of the diamonds over there, sometimes they will cut your feet.
Starting bid, $5,000,000.00 USD if you are interested. I'm sure whoever buys it will feel that their money was well spent. Yeah, five mil for a rug? No biggie. . .how about you just forward me 25% of that purchase price? Since it's not that much money.