Oh, that thing?

Oh that thing? Oh yeah, that's just my diamond, ruby, and pearl encrusted rug.


Oh, and be careful of the diamonds over there, sometimes they will cut your feet.

Starting bid, $5,000,000.00 USD if you are interested. I'm sure whoever buys it will feel that their money was well spent. Yeah, five mil for a rug? No biggie. . .how about you just forward me 25% of that purchase price? Since it's not that much money.