Reason #2 we need a new place: competing interests.
John is having a solo "baroque party, . . . duh, can't you tell Tanya"?
And I'm trying to watch and the eight girls who Brad "has a really strong emotional attachment to", duh John.
I think there should be an obvious winner here. And the other should gracefully step down.
Let me place before you the details.
1. A bachelor with a rose and slight emotional issues.
2. A snooty man in tight pants who is no longer among the living.
I rest my case.